IT'S A DOG'S LIFE.

Thursday. 3rd.
Hey! He let go the lead.
I'm free! Sure, I'll wait for him
at the corner, I ain't stupid.
Here we go. Where is he?
Shit, wossappnin?
What are all those people ... ?
Oh, no, I knew he'd ...
Hey, lemme in, he's my old man.
Ah, fuck it, I just hope,
someone thought to call Emergency.
I'll hang around here,
maybe I'll go home later when ...
Here it is, the ambulance,
poor old guy, looks pretty bad,
not the first time, oh well.
Hey! Waddayerdoing!?
Don't pick me up! I'm a fucking dog,
not a pussy. Hey!
Geeeeeez ... It's dark in here.
What's this, a hotel?
Waydaminnit. Wall to wall dogs!
What the fuck ... ?

Friday. 4th.
I miss my old man.
They give you shit to eat here,
I'm not on a diet, I mean,
And nobody talks to you,
like, not even the other dogs,
noisy bastards. Get a life!
I'll be glad when this is over
and I'm back home.

Monday. 18th.
Was that a boring weekend!?
No T.V. No snacks. Nada!
Like I say, I'll be glad to get ...
Now, what's this guy want?
Hey, watch the hands, man, HEY!
Where are you taking me?
This is kind of a bleak little room,
and what kind of a table is that?
It's cold, man ... Wossat?
Hey! Get your hands off. Waddayou doing?
Wait, wait, you motherfucking,
stupid fucking human,
wait, you've got it all wrong.
I'm in A1 condition, look,
always have been.
Get that thing away from me,
just let me go home,
and I'll say no more about it.
No! No! Wait! Stop that!
Ouch! You've got it all wrong,
I keep telling you,
it's not me who's the diab ...